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Tyler
07-18-2006, 11:08 AM
...you log into your affiliate site and see your earnings as:

Total Earnings for this period: -$0.16
Total Earnings PokerRoom: -$0.16
Total Earnings for this period Tracker1: -$0.16

Continue!

rsek
07-29-2006, 05:32 AM
when you log in to your cpanel and see that there is almost no traffic ?

Andrew
07-30-2006, 12:10 AM
... your only revenue is from you clicking on your own ads. :P

Indy
07-30-2006, 12:28 AM
However did you manage to get your earnings into a negative amount? =\

Andrew
07-30-2006, 11:06 AM
Indy, you have to at least continue it. :P

Digit
07-31-2006, 11:09 AM
...when everyone who visits your site has the same last name as you. :p

...when the beginning of your website starts with http://www..freewebs.com

MDStidham
08-30-2006, 03:20 PM
ha ha... when your me :(

tucker
08-30-2006, 04:37 PM
When all of your traffic is from myspace bulletins :o

Gareth
08-30-2006, 07:09 PM
when you message people on MSN to CLICK MY ADS DAMNIT :p

camuk19
08-31-2006, 11:41 AM
When you ask people to click your ads and they dont beacause you ask them EVERY DAY FOR 2 MONTHS!

Targowski
09-03-2006, 07:11 PM
when your website has anything to say about web 2.0
(kidding :p)

heyo
09-09-2006, 09:51 AM
when the only visitors you have are the search engines spiders

Gareth
09-09-2006, 11:03 AM
when the only visitors you have are the search engines spiders
Doesn't that make you a good publisher...kind of? The fact that the spiders are there means you're doing something right, right? :p

Slevin
09-12-2006, 12:33 AM
when your site is so grotesque even the spiders avoid it

Andrew
09-12-2006, 09:00 AM
when YOU don't even visit it.

aloksingh
03-19-2007, 05:49 AM
...you've been working for twenty days non stop online and you realize that you have lost more money on beer bottles than you have earned through your online ventures.